I'd rather be at Disney.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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The only known photo of tumblr user pizza
i’m hoping eventually tumblr user pizza will find this
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fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
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i would kill someone if they did that to my kid
It literally took me some time to process what the fuck happen here, cause I kept telling myself I was trippin. I don’t care if it wasn’t my child I’d still kill someone.
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growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
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